Shocklightning

The future is not what it used to be.

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(Source: kayytx, via aufildutemps)

— 1 day ago with 651907 notes
#LMAO  #ellen  #;') 

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via amusementforme)

— 1 day ago with 404964 notes
#um yeah ofc