Shocklightning

The future is not what it used to be.

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

bullshit you’re not doing alcohol right (this coming from someone who really just prefers bellinis but shhhh theyre all you need)

(via tsarbucks)

— 16 hours ago with 213005 notes
#the fuzzy peach of cocktails  #yummmmmm  #but beer is gross though  #ciders are cool though  #like the fruitiest one though  #even then too bitter  #TOO BITTER 

shannon-bird:

amoosebouche:

I’ve been itching to share this for a while now. My last project was Cinderella, and since there’s already one version of Cinderella for Far Faria, I decided to do a Filipino version version just to mix it up. 

You can download the app to read it here! 

trangst

(via hecallsmepineappleprincess)

— 22 hours ago with 33582 notes
#pretty pretty  #beautiful work! 
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via hecallsmepineappleprincess)

— 1 day ago with 474353 notes
#BOSS  #LMAO BEST  #monarchy feels  #lol  #cake  #everyone wants cake okay  #its perfectly normal 

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

(Source: drunkasswhiteboys, via vincecarters)

— 1 day ago with 68486 notes
#AY ITS JUSREIGN  #AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY  #made its way to mah dash awe  #reblurg 

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via hiddlessiren)

— 1 day ago with 121213 notes
#dis